It’s Saturday morning and I slept in. Unfortunately sleeping in now means I sleep until 7am or somewhere around there. At least it is the weekend, although it will be a pants and long sleeve kind of weekend, versus the shorts and t-shirt weekends I’ve had so far. Fall is in the air, and all I have to say is fuck fall. Right now it is 36 degrees outside. For any of you living somewhere that is warm and aren’t sure how that feels, here’s what you can do to feel my pain. Get a fan, open your freezer, put the fan in front of it and blow that onto yourself. That is what Wisconsin feels like. That’s called the wind chill factor.
I saw on the news that some woman found a tooth in her Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup. Now she’s afraid to eat soup,” attorney Daniel Irvin said Thursday. She’s afraid to eat soup now? What in the fuck is that about? Be happy, that tooth was probably the healthiest thing that was in that fucking can of soup. At least there was some calcium or something in it, unlike the rest of that salty yellow shit with noodles. You know, I used to eat Campbell’s soup way back in the days, and it seems to me if there was a tooth in there, it would be pretty easy to find and get rid of. Maybe it was a special prize or something, did you ever think about that? Things like this happen all the time anyway. Who hasn’t found an extra body part in a can of something at least once in their life? It said it was a tooth from a 13 year old, no clue how the fuck they figured that out. My thought on this is that the Tooth Fairy is moonlighting at the Campbell’s plant for a little extra dough. Eventually her dollar supply had to run out, poor girl had to make a little extra cash. I just hope they don’t let her go for this one little slip up, otherwise she’ll have to go back to stripping.