Wednesday, April 30

Last day of April, what’s goin’ on out there today. I read that AOL, Microsoft and Yahoo were going to join forces and try to destroy spam. This is like one of those cartoons I used to watch when I was a kid, where the heroes and villains would put aside their differences for a common cause. It makes me feel all warm and tingly inside – oh no, wait, that’s the porn. So is this a needed step? Well, for that story, let’s check my Yahoo Inbox. These are the subjects of some of my e-mails

  • this is crazy, im your freakin neighbor Kiran
  • Young Russian Women In Search Of Men
  • Gangbanged Moms
  • Encounter Faithful And Gratifying Women
  • Uphold Your Septic Tank Appropriately
  • Paying too much for life Insurance?
  • Chat with Continental Airlines CEO Gordon Bethune
  • We have every intention of getting you laid
  • GIRLS L0VE HoRSE d1ck
  • A Better Alternative To Vitamin Pills
  • remember the mardi gras girl? Maryam
  • Get the Iraq ‘Most Wanted’ Deck of Cards

So yeah, I guess something needs to be done about this bullshit. I am even getting this shit in my everyday e-mail. I pretty much expect to get spammed in my Yahoo and Hotmail accounts, but unfortunately, these worthless fuckers seem to find their ways into my inbox no matter what I do.