Tuesday, April 29

Holy shit, where has the time went? I swear it was just Friday night, and now it’s already Tuesday. Must have been because I was so damn busy this past weekend. I shoveled 5 yards of gravel Friday night, then Saturday I put about 40 landscaping bricks around the pond. Sunday morning bright and early I went golfing, then got home and went to the driving range. That night I did some more work around the pond, so I was pretty damn busy. But now it’s Tuesday.

Today I set up Summer at work. You know, grills, coolers, all that happy shit. I get so sick of setting up that shit. Luckily I got it late this year, or people would have had stupid shit to say, like whoa… think it’s going to get warm enough for that? Gee, no dumbass, I think it’s just going to keep snowing and you’ll need this grill just to keep warm.

I was watching the news tonight, I heard something that the Iraq war is pretty much over. When did this shit happen? I thought we were still dropping our missiles and shit on them, and now it’s over? It can’t be over yet. Maybe we can invade someone else now that I’m geared up for it. Let’s take another 4 letter place starting with “I”. Iran could use it, or you know; how about Iowa? Those fuckers would never see it coming either. We’re coming for your corn you sunsabitches!!