Month: January 2003

Holy shit, January is over already. I thought time only flew when you were having fun, shows what I know. Hey, on the plus side it is over the freezing mark today, first time in quite awhile. I was getting sick of this damn subzero bullshit. I almost can’t wait for summer to get here, along with the heat/humidity/west nile virus… Shit. I just realized, summer is quite a pain in the ass too. Is there no happy medium anymore?

Only 15 more days til Valentine’s day now. Better get out there and spend your money on some meaningless candy and a generic dozen red roses so you can show your sweetheart just how much you love them. At least if you feel the need to buy her stuff, get something that might come in handy. How about a douche. Maybe you could get a case of Slim-Fast. How about some acne medicine. Hey, just trying to be helpful here. For the $30 you are going to shell out on flowers that are destined to die, why not get something a little more practical. Just trying to save you some money here.

Did you watch the president last night? No? Good, neither did I. Come on out with it and just admit that this is completely personal and that you just want to rip off that entire country for their oil supply and get a little revenge for your old ass man. At least if you did that I wouldn’t think you were such a little bitch. Unfortunately you are a little bitch, you are like Rain Man at the helm of our country. Well, actually more like a little puppet on the strings of your father.

I should write a movie script, know what would be a good plot? A man is president for only four years, after that, no one really likes him and he doesn’t get reelected. The man that does get elected is a pretty good president, but has a ton of scandal following him, however he still manages to get reelected himself. This sets the old president into a frenzy thinking of how to get revenge on the country that shunned him. He spends almost the entire 8 years since his office term plotting and planning. He sets up his naive son as his puppet. He rigs the election so that his son ends up winning. Roughly a year after his son is in office, he plans a large attack on the USA and sets up a terrorist group to take the fall. This opens the door to proclaim other Arab Nations are part of this terrorist group and allows them to attack. Sounds like a good script doesn’t it? Funny though, seems I have already seen it.

It’s Friday, just in case you didn’t figure that out already. Ever have one of those days where everyone got on your nerves? I mean everyone. Today was that day, Luckily I had no weapons and I’m no good at hand to hand combat, or someone woulda gotten a whoopin’.

Got e-mail today, nice to know that Penny Brown is still missing, what is that now, about 3 years that girl has been missing. Same one too. Glad to know some people will send out anything… and gullible! Oh well, I’m sure I had my time back in the days.

Superbowl only 2 days away, and I can’t wait. I really hope Oakland wins so we can see some serious riots going on. My only hope is that the police have to use some sort of tear gas type stuff and kill a few of the bastards. Goddamn idiots.

You know what is McTriffic? The class action suit brought up against Mc Donald’s has been thrown out by the judge. It’s about time someone in this country thought with their brain for once.

I am so sick and tired of everyone suing someone because they were too fucking stupid to use their brain and think. If you eat two burgers a day from Mc Donald’s or any other fast food restaurant, chances are you will get fat. If you don’t get fat then fuck you, you fast metabolism sun of a bitch. At least your arteries will clog and your skinny ass will have a stroke or something, but it will be your own fault, not the people that sold you the food.

What’s next? Are we going to sue Kodak because the pictures taken with their camera doesn’t quite look good enough? The only way you should be able to sue a fast food place is if they showed up every night at your house and forced this food down your throat. If you go into the place on your own free will and order the food, and pay for it with your money, then it’s YOUR fault… get it?

Let’s break it down quickly so we have no more stupid lawsuits. Cigarettes – BAD… If you smoke to much and get cancer, it’s your fault. Liquor – BAD… If you drink too much and need a new liver, it’s your fault. Food – BAD… If you eat too much and get fat and sick, it’s your own fault. Air Quality – BAD… If you go to LA or another big city and breathe the nasty smoggy air and get lung cancer, it’s your own fault. Computer – BAD… If you get carpal tunnel, funky eyes, neck ache, back problems… your own damn fault, so don’t sue me fucker.

Ahh…… Saturday. Wouldn’t be so bad except for the fact that it had to snow again last night, two inches or so. It sucks. On the bright side, I bought a new printer/camera combo so I will hopefully be able to take some new pictures and put them on here eventually. I will have to wait until it warms up a little to get new pictures of my car.

It’s Monday. For the first time ever, for just a little while, I was actually glad the weekend was over. Well, for 10 minutes or so into my day. Work sucks so bad, that I no longer need to let anyone know this, it’s just a proven fact… so I move on.

I see the Osbournes are going to host the music awards. That should be special huh? Who’d have thought that it wasn’t Eminem you’d have to worry about, but the hosts.

Oh, by the way, it’s way too fucking cold out here in Wisconsin. It’s about time to make the move to Arizona or somewhere a little nicer than here.

Don’t you just love this time of year? I left work early yesterday and it was 50 degrees out. It’s January, and it was 50 in Wisconsin. Of course today was a nice slap of reality right in the face as it dipped back down to normal January temps in the low teens with a brisk cold ass wind.

I was watching TV tonight and there was a special on about how stressed out children are these days. What in the hell do they have to be stressed out about? School and homework? Be happy that’s all you are worried about. What else is there, school lunch ran out of pizza for the day? Give me a break, wait til you have to get a job and then see the real stress begin.

I set up Valentines today. What a wonderfully stupid holiday that is anyway. What the hell is the point of this day anyway? I put up gorillas that whistle at you, and dancing fucking hamsters that sing stupid songs. How did we get to this point. Buy some chocolate, get laid and have a good Valentines… you don’t need singing stupid stuffed animals to express your love for someone, and if you do, you’re fucking insecure and lame. See, that’s how I am, straight and to the point, fuck Dr. Phil, come to me with your problems.

It’s Sunday, can you tell how happy I am? I get to go back to work tomorrow. I was watching TV last night around 3 or so in the morning. Why is there even television on at that time? I guess in that tired ass frame of mind I might actually consider ordering a Tony Little Gazelle, or one of those new sauce pans that you can pour the water out of, or anything that Billy Mays can pull out of his ass. Speaking of infomercials and Billy, what is up with him anyway? He’s way too excited to be on TV at 3 am. He makes everything sound way better than it is. This guy could take a shit in a box, make you think you needed it, and sell it to you… at 3 in the morning anyway.

It snowed again last night while I was watching my infomercials. You know, I wouldn’t mind if it would just snow and get it over with, but this little 1 inch at a time bullshit is really getting on my nerves. If it has to snow, just snow, let me get my big ass snowblower out and take care of it, I don’t want to shovel everytime the driveway gets frosted, and I don’t want to look like the retard out snowblowing with a John Deere for 1″ of snow either, I need to invent something to clean the driveway off with a lot less effort, where’s that fuckin Billy Mays when you need him?

Wish I didn’t have to go back to work yet. Those bastards didn’t need me back yet did they? Nahh. Work still sucks, even in the new year, not a whole lot of fun stuff going on here, watched xXx yesterday on my day off, that was cool, might take off next Wednesday also just cuz I can.

It’s 2003… Like you didn’t figure that shit out yourself. Resolutions for the new year. I will finish my page and not redo it 100 times a month. I will spend less time online and more time doing cool real stuff. I will watch more cool television shows. I will find a job that I actually like. I will pay off my car early… ok, now I’m running out of ideas.