Author: David

It’s been a while since I have put anything down in here. Well you know, I’ve been very busy. Like I said on Saturday, I was working on the Stang. I put my Bra on the Stang, but just the top part, not the whole thing, because I don’t like it. I also put the window guards on, or whatever the fuck they’re called. The dark things that go over the window to keep the rain out, because I guess some people open their windows while it rains. On Sunday, about 10 in the morning I started to dismantle the interior of my Stang. I took out parts and painted them red to match the exterior. Once I get my picture page up and running, you will be able to see what I am talking about.

Monday was Monday, and Monday’s fucking suck. Tuesday my friends came back from Hawaii, and I went there and looked at some of their pictures and what not. So that’s what I’ve been up to. Hell even today… my short day! I worked until 1pm. Of course, that only serves to shorten up another day, say Friday.

It’s Saturday! Finally, and it is going to be rather decent outside weather wise. It’s only 10:30 in the morning and it’s already 45 degrees. We might approach 60 by the end of the day. I am going to accessorize my Stang today then. I washed it last night, that was fun. I don’t enjoy the whole washing part yet, but maybe when it gets a little warmer out.

I am already sick of the live coverage from Iraq. It is so irritating to see. Hey look, we’re in the desert with a bunch of troops who have no clue what the fuck is going to happen in the next few days… let’s annoy them shall we? They had one reporter standing in front of the tank, and I was just praying one of the soldiers would “accidentally” fire it and blow the mother fucker away. Now that would have made for some good TV.

It’s Thursday and it’s above freezing. I woke up this morning and there was a fresh 2 inches of snow on the ground. I saw some people shoveling their driveways on my way to work, but I thought fuck that, it’s all going to melt anyway. What’s the point of shoveling. I am geared up for this little blast of warmer weather, I even took the two sandbags out of my trunk, because the roads are nice and clear right now.

I am still working on my picture page for this site, hopefully I will have it done soon. If I get to do that stuff to my car this weekend I will take some more pictures of that and get those on the page also. The theme is the same as the rest of the main pages on here so it will fit right in.

Short day coming up! It might be close to 60 this weekend!!! It’s about time, I have been waiting for this forever. Tomorrow is still going to be a little colder when I get off early, but still, I’m not going to be working.

Found this interesting tidbit of news today: For decades, men have routinely been advised to “exercise” their prostate–that is, to ejaculate on a regular basis–to ward off common problems associated with benign enlargement of the prostate. But a new study finds no scientific support for such advice, suggesting the notion is nothing more than a modern medical myth. The findings are published in the March issue of the journal Urology.

FUCK; and I just bought a 3 pack of Kleenex too. I didn’t realize there was a Urology journal either. I miss out on all this shit.

I got 15 new DVD’s since Friday. Guess I’m going to be busy watching all those movies. About six of them are replacements for my old VHS tapes, but the rest are new to me.

I saw on the news this morning that there was going to be something like 800 reporters covering the war, live embedded with the troops. Finally some good news with this whole war thing. There is a chance we might weed out quite a few of these slimy ass reporters. Can’t think of a better way to test out a potential mine field than send out some of those CNN assholes.

What the hell was going on with the Internet last night? I couldn’t go anywhere, I thought I was back on dial up. What the fuck? Do I need to go kick Bill Gates ass or something? Who owns this damn Internet anyway? Who do I need to bitch to next time this happens? Maybe it was those assholes at Charter.

Had to go out today and snowblow again because the damn plow didn’t go by until this morning Those bastards. I was hoping they would have went by yesterday so I could have at least gotten out of my house, but nope, I was stuck here all day long. In case you’re wondering, a Mustang is about 6 inches off the ground, and will not barrel through the snow very well.

I see we had another night club incident, this time in New York. Yep, East Coast if fucked. 8 people shot and 3 stabbed and something about a stampede.

It’s Saturday, and I was up before 7! What the hell is wrong with me? I woke up this morning to about six inches of snow. Dammit anyway. The only glimmer of hope I have is that they are predicting temps near 50 by the end of next week. I am getting sick of this winter shit. I have accessories I need to put on my Stang that I need some 50-60 degree weather for.

I was watching the news today and what did I see? They are going to change the color of money. What the fuck for? Are we not totally confused as a nation already and now we are going to go changing the color of our currency. Did we run the fuck out of green ink all of the sudden? I just hope it isn’t some pussy ass pink color or something like that. You just can’t pay for a case of beer with pink money… it isn’t right!

I read that another prisoner who is serving a life term is up for an organ donation. What the fuck? These people don’t deserve this. Let’s see, we should save your life so that you can live off the state for another 30 years? No, fuck you… die bastard. I think it is time we stopped treating prisoners like everyday citizens. They’re in fucking prison. This is not summer camp, stop treating them like it.

Tuesday… yippee. Aside from the short day tomorrow, there isn’t much to be celebrating. I read that we caught some terrorist mastermind. I didn’t realize that a master of terror would look anything like a washed up porno actor. That picture is classic. What a disgrace to well groomed terrorist everywhere. Oh well, now onto the torture part. (Yeah, we do that, don’t let ’em bullshit you.)

I do wish that it would finally get a little warmer out. I think it’s about 12 today, that is just too damn cold. I can’t wait til I can write in here how damn hot out it is today, well it’ll be here faster than Pee Wee Herman to a daycare.

Caught a glimpse of that lame ass reality show tonight. I think it was Help, I’m a washed up celebrity, get me out of here. Well, something like that anyway. I was quite shocked, I didn’t see Corey Feldman or Corey Haim there. What the hell kind of lame ass stupid shit is this? When was the last time these people actually did something to even count as a celebrity. Downtown Julie Brown looks like some kind of recovering crack addict. Should be calling her Downhill Julie Brown from now on. Wubba Wubba that bitch. That Chris Judd is on there just because he fucked J-Lo. Like that makes him a celebrity, he was just at the front of the line. Joan Rivers daughter is on there, yikes…how can someone so damn ugly say anything bad about how other people dress? There is some guy on there that won some Olympic stuff back in the 70’s. Does that count to be a celebrity? Robin Leach was apparently on there, but was booted already, I think his voice probably pissed them all off. It would me anyway. I’m kicked off the Island, and I don’t know why.

Oh well, then you go outside here and its so damn cold the piss freezes before it even comes all the way out of the dog, he just walks around leaving little piss-sicles all over. Thank God it’s not my dog.

Another month gone. Hey, it was the short one anyway. Not much going on around here now. Mr. Rogers is dead, guess it’s not a beautiful day in the neighborhood today. Oh well, I didn’t watch his show anyway.

We’ve gone a week now without any mass deaths at a nightclub. Surprising isn’t it?

So when the hell is gas going to finally go down a little bit more? I’m about ready to say fine… go blow the shit outta Iraq just so I can get a break at the pump.

Read this somewhere: “The World Water Council said more intense rainy seasons, longer dry seasons, stronger storms, and rising sea levels had helped cause an increasing number of disastrous floods and droughts.” That is just shocking. I had no idea there was a World Water Council. I wonder how the hell you get in on that club. Maybe you have to know the Culligan man or something. I wonder if something like that would help getting you laid? Hey baby… World Water Council… that’s right, I’m a member, can I get you wet?

Ok, that would probably just get you slapped, but you can’t blame a guy for trying.

I always thought that winter was bad in Wisconsin. I see that they are getting ice and snow down in Texas and Arkansas. That is just too damn funny! They don’t even have the equipment to deal with that either. Probably no scrapers or plows, no stockpiles of sand and salt. They are just totally screwed. Maybe they can break out the duct tape and plastic wrap, that might help. Yeah right. I see we have set a deadline for war now. Always nice to have this kinda thing on a timetable.