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Holy balls, a full moon and it’s Friday the 13th. Scary!! Had two possible tornados here today to boot. Actually, they weren’t tornados, they were funnels, because they never touched the ground. Stupid ass weather anyway. I have inventory on Monday at work, so that is just a slap in the face on a Monday. Hey, it’s the suckiest day of the week and now you get to do inventory too. Lucky me. They should have just went the whole way and made it today, Friday the 13th inventory would be fitting.

I am still working on the new site. I don’t have any concrete things going on, but you can check out what I’ve learned so far with this new program. http://tests.disgruntledhuman.com/ is where I’m putting my stuff just to test it out on the web. All I have is some rollover buttons and the pictures change when you roll over the buttons. The links are not working, because there are no pages that are connected to them yet. I highly doubt that will be the design I end up going with, but you can’t really tell yet. I am still playing with that and I am also working on some new stuff which I may put up with a new design. Have to see how it plays out.

It’s always wonderful to get back to work after a rainy weekend. A subtle slap in the face is when a shitty weather weekend is followed by a bright and sunny Monday. Hey, I won something yesterday though. There was a Family thing in the park and they drew prizes, and I won a camping chair and two coolers. I guess that’s a little better than the big fat nothing I would have gotten had I stayed home.

Ok, now that we’ve started simmering down about this whole SARS thingy, now we have some stupid fucking prairie dogs giving people Monkey Pox. Now, apparently the prairie dogs got it from some funky rat from Africa. I’m assuming from the name that it must have come from a monkey at some point in time. Just have to figure out how the monkey gave it to the rat. Who the fuck wants a rat for a pet anyway? Are you stupid or something. If you have a rat for a pet, let me introduce you to my good friend D-con. Luckily I don’t know anyone stupid enough to own a fucking prairie dog or a rat as a pet, so hopefully I’m safe. Just the thought that this is happening in my state pisses me off a little. Get a REAL dog or even a cat if you’re that hard up for a companion.

I’m in the early stages of working on the new page, trying to get everything to jive. I’m still undecided whether I’m going with frames or not. That is about the stage I’m at now.

Guess I haven’t done this for almost a week. I have been rather busy, seems I don’t get on here much lately. I have been playing with my HTML editor trying to learn all the bells and whistles of that so I can create my new site. If I do post a new updated site before July, it would most likely just be a cosmetic makeover, and not a content change. Not yet anyway.

I went and checked out Saturn Wednesday after I got off of work. They asked me what I was looking for and I told them, something less expensive, because I am looking to get out of debt soon. Apparently they weren’t listening. I owe about $9,900 on my Stang yet, and have roughly 30 months left to pay. The used car I was looking at would have saved me $100/month and my insurance would have been almost nonexistent, however the loan conveniently wouldn’t go through. Thursday at work they call me and tell me they have great news!! They can get me a 72 month loan with my trade in and no money down on a new Ion2-whatever the fuck that is. I asked what the monthly payment would be, and was told about $260. So… let’s see; 260 x 72 = 19,152. So I guess Saturns plan to save me money involves me financing a piece of shit new Saturn and add another 10,000 of debt to my life. Gee, I think I’ll pass this time. It didn’t help that I heard on the radio today they have the Ion for only $10,995 this week. Fuckers.

Holy shit, the new month has started. You know, I’m having eggs this morning and no matter how much I love them, I can’t get over the morning ritual of making them. I am not easily grossed out, but I have to pull out the rooster jizz before I make them. Maybe it is just a psychological thing, but it still gives me the willies.

So just curiously, where are the Weapons of Mass Destruction at? I don’t believe we’ve found them yet have we? Could it be we just bullshitted our way into a war so we could topple one of the main oil producers? Could be. You know though, maybe they are there and we haven’t found them yet. I highly doubt the Bush Administration could find Waldo, let alone weapons in a foreign country, so I guess we should keep looking. If we don’t really find anything, they can take a hint from the LAPD and just plant some shit there.

I’m in the process of working on a new design for this site, hope to have it up and running by July.

This month is almost over with already. Where in the hell did it go? I swear it was just May day. We need some sort of a lame ass holiday on the first of June. We have New Years Day in January, Groundhog day on the 2nd of February, April Fool’s Day, and May Day. What about June? I know what you’re thinking, but fuck March. I’m talking about June here, we’re looking forward, not backward. How about holy shit is it hot day? Maybe first day of the monsoon? We need something to get this month off on the right foot. Maybe we could start a national BBQ day. I suppose that would tread on the toes of Memorial Day, Independence Day, and Labor Day not to mention every Saturday & Sunday in the summer, but dammit at least it would be official.

I was reading in the paper today that NASA is going to hit a comet on July 4, 2005. You can sign up online to have your name put in the craft that is going to hit this comet. Won’t that fucker just disintegrate when it hits? Worse yet, what if there are aliens up there, and now your name is on this rocket that crashed into something of theirs? Anal probes for you!

Well, Monday is hardly half over and I’ve already accomplished all my goals for this weekend. I went golfing today, and I went fishing yesterday. I’ve managed to eat chicken, beef and pork this weekend in case you were wondering. I’m getting ready to go out to a cookout now, so then I will eat even more animals.

I also managed to take in two movies this weekend. I watched The Matrix Reloaded on Saturday Night, and watched Bruce Almighty Sunday Night. Both were really good movies I thought. I laughed my ass off last night at Bruce.

I’ve seen many mixed reviews on the Matrix, so here’s mine. There was a lot more story here than action in my opinion, and that may have thrown a few people off. There was also more stuff going on outside of the Matrix. The scenes from Zion weren’t exactly action packed or anything, but I feel were necessary for the story. In the last movie, the only time they were really out of the matrix was when they were in the ship, which led to more action. I still enjoyed the movie very much and can’t wait until November to see the conclusion. I only have one fear in this whole matter of the Matrix. Please don’t let it turn into another Star Trek type of thing. We don’t need conventions and shit where fuckers are trying to explain in detail what happened in the movie and what would be happening right now etc… And please stop after the third one. Make it a trilogy and give it up. We don’t need to go back in time like Star Wars did… because that worked so well.

So, they found the cause of SARS. A fucking cat. That was the only part of the news that I had heard this morning. After I heard the whole story about how they were eating the cats and that was the problem, I almost felt bad for doing this. Well, almost. Damn cats anyway.

So here is a question that is starting to bother me. All these new mystery diseases are starting to show up suddenly in animals we consume. Deer have Chronic Wasting Disease, cows got their Mad Cow Disease, and now cats have joined the party with SARS. Here’s the question I pose. Could this possibly be an evolutionary defense mechanism that has developed over the ages? Think about it, after hundreds of years of being raised and consumed, cows have finally had it. They can’t do anything physically about it, because hey, they’re fucking cows. So it is possible that somehow, someway that they have developed this as a defense mechanism.

On a brighter note, it’s the official start of Memorial Day Weekend and yes, I’m going to consume a lot of beef this weekend. I’m going to also eat some fucking chickens and maybe some pig. I will also be fishing and hopefully golfing. So bring on your funky diseases on, I’ll just grill them off.

There was a kid in the store today running around grabbing all the paging microphones and blurting into them. I was getting rather irritated by that shit. The little fucker was lucky I didn’t have any french fries in my hand or I might have done something rash.

That’s right, french fries are now a registered weapon in some parts of the country. If someone pisses you off, you just put them in a headlock and rub hot fries in their face. Works for 18 year old girls who can’t take a 4 year old on by themselves. This is pretty frightening news here. We may have to invade Idaho searching for Weapons of Mass Destruction. We know they’re there, they might be buried, but we’ll find them dammit. What’s next, someone gonna fuck you up at the mall with a Ruffle? “Better give him your wallet honey, he’s got a whole snack pack!”

Holy shit, three days in a row of blogging. That hasn’t happened since the last time I did that. I see they raised the terror threat again today. Guess that means the Bush Administration wants to invade another country and needs a distraction to get us simpletons diverted. I am trying to decide on which country we will go after next. I’m guessing Iran.

It is hella cold out tonight. We actually have freeze warnings out for the night. What kind of bullshit is that. It’s a little fucking late in the year to decide to freeze now. That should be against some sort of Nature law or something. Fucking Wisconsin.

As you can tell, I’ve done another facelift to this front page. I am searching for some templates to work on, but everything seems to either cost money or suck. I will have to just keep working on it. Maybe I will start on a Macromedia Flash design. That would be cool.

Another day another dollar. Monday is never a fun day, although it seemed that today went a little better than most. It might be that I know next Monday I won’t have to be working. I got partially sunburned this weekend with all the outdoor activities I had. I am not too burned, but it fucking itches and I keep putting aloe on it to keep it moist. It actually looks more tanned than burned, I just hope the itching goes away.

Weather was shitty today. I have about a 15 mile drive to work each day, and it was raining so hard on the way home it made it hard to see. There were actually some cars pulled over to the side waiting for it to slow down. Fuck that noise, I’m on my way home from work, the last thing I want to do is sit by the side of the road and wait for the big semi to slam into me. I’ve seen those police videos on TV before.

I was hoping to go check out the Matrix Reloaded Saturday or Sunday, but didn’t have time yet. I will go either this week some night or sometime in the holiday weekend. I’ve heard some pretty mixed reviews on the whole movie. Some either loved it or hated it. Most have been saying it wasn’t the greatest, but if they took in over 92 million it couldn’t have been that bad. I’ll find out for myself I guess.

What a day yesterday was. Got up at 6:30am (on a SATURDAY!) and got ready to go golfing. We golfed two rounds of 9, and we walked it. Got home around 1:30, then I had to go to my uncles and assemble a saw for him. After that, I drove by the lake to check out my cousin and families fishing experience. Then from there, we went up to the mall and checked out the little carnival they had going on there. When that was done I had to go over there and check out her computer and fix it. When I finally got home it was after 10pm. What a day!

Today I think I might buy my fishing license. I haven’t had one for a couple years but just being down there watching it, I had the itch to go. It will cost $14 but I pay that for one round of golf, I guess I can swing it to go fishing for a year.

I’m still learning all the stuff I have on this computer. So far I really like it. For running 2.66GHZ it sure is quiet. I turn it on and can’t even hear it. The first time I turned it on I had to get down there to listen to it. It boots up super quick so far. I suppose when I put all my shit on there it will start slowing down. The first thing I did was take all the stupid AOL free offers and shit off of here. I hate AOL. I am updating the computer picture page, that should be up by the time today is over.

It’s Friday finally. I got my Dell Wednesday afternoon and have been transferring data ever since. I was up until midnight last night because I was almost done and said fuck it, I’m going to finish. So far I like it a lot The monitor screen is the same size as my old one, but the casing is smaller, and it looks tiny. I need to start playing with the video editor, because I would like to burn a DVD soon. Dammit you know I’m itching to do that. I am still trying to learn a few things, for instance I have Outlook now, instead of Outlook Express, so I have to learn all the bells & whistles of that.

I notice I haven’t mentioned how much work sucks lately. In case you were wondering, it still sucks and I’m still there. I personally can’t believe that the company still functions anymore as pathetic and lame as it is. I don’t have the time to bitch about all the stupidity and I don’t need to stress that shit now that I’m home, just rest assured, they aren’t any better than they were.