WEAPONS OF MASS ATTRACTION

Although no Weapons of Mass Destruction have been found in Iraq, and the likelihood of any being found dwindle every day; George Bush has found some Weapons of Mass Attraction during this year’s Super Bowl.

This is the breast seen around the world. Every day more of George’s lies are exposed just like Janet’s nipple pierced breast. Now that is obscene.

On a side note, fuck you groundhog.