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I was watching the news today and what did I see? They are going to change the color of money. What the fuck for? Are we not totally confused as a nation already and now we are going to go changing the color of our currency. Did we run the fuck out of green ink all of the sudden? I just hope it isn’t some pussy ass pink color or something like that. You just can’t pay for a case of beer with pink money… it isn’t right!

I read that another prisoner who is serving a life term is up for an organ donation. What the fuck? These people don’t deserve this. Let’s see, we should save your life so that you can live off the state for another 30 years? No, fuck you… die bastard. I think it is time we stopped treating prisoners like everyday citizens. They’re in fucking prison. This is not summer camp, stop treating them like it.

Tuesday… yippee. Aside from the short day tomorrow, there isn’t much to be celebrating. I read that we caught some terrorist mastermind. I didn’t realize that a master of terror would look anything like a washed up porno actor. That picture is classic. What a disgrace to well groomed terrorist everywhere. Oh well, now onto the torture part. (Yeah, we do that, don’t let ’em bullshit you.)

I do wish that it would finally get a little warmer out. I think it’s about 12 today, that is just too damn cold. I can’t wait til I can write in here how damn hot out it is today, well it’ll be here faster than Pee Wee Herman to a daycare.

Caught a glimpse of that lame ass reality show tonight. I think it was Help, I’m a washed up celebrity, get me out of here. Well, something like that anyway. I was quite shocked, I didn’t see Corey Feldman or Corey Haim there. What the hell kind of lame ass stupid shit is this? When was the last time these people actually did something to even count as a celebrity. Downtown Julie Brown looks like some kind of recovering crack addict. Should be calling her Downhill Julie Brown from now on. Wubba Wubba that bitch. That Chris Judd is on there just because he fucked J-Lo. Like that makes him a celebrity, he was just at the front of the line. Joan Rivers daughter is on there, yikes…how can someone so damn ugly say anything bad about how other people dress? There is some guy on there that won some Olympic stuff back in the 70’s. Does that count to be a celebrity? Robin Leach was apparently on there, but was booted already, I think his voice probably pissed them all off. It would me anyway. I’m kicked off the Island, and I don’t know why.

Oh well, then you go outside here and its so damn cold the piss freezes before it even comes all the way out of the dog, he just walks around leaving little piss-sicles all over. Thank God it’s not my dog.

Another month gone. Hey, it was the short one anyway. Not much going on around here now. Mr. Rogers is dead, guess it’s not a beautiful day in the neighborhood today. Oh well, I didn’t watch his show anyway.

We’ve gone a week now without any mass deaths at a nightclub. Surprising isn’t it?

So when the hell is gas going to finally go down a little bit more? I’m about ready to say fine… go blow the shit outta Iraq just so I can get a break at the pump.

Read this somewhere: “The World Water Council said more intense rainy seasons, longer dry seasons, stronger storms, and rising sea levels had helped cause an increasing number of disastrous floods and droughts.” That is just shocking. I had no idea there was a World Water Council. I wonder how the hell you get in on that club. Maybe you have to know the Culligan man or something. I wonder if something like that would help getting you laid? Hey baby… World Water Council… that’s right, I’m a member, can I get you wet?

Ok, that would probably just get you slapped, but you can’t blame a guy for trying.

I always thought that winter was bad in Wisconsin. I see that they are getting ice and snow down in Texas and Arkansas. That is just too damn funny! They don’t even have the equipment to deal with that either. Probably no scrapers or plows, no stockpiles of sand and salt. They are just totally screwed. Maybe they can break out the duct tape and plastic wrap, that might help. Yeah right. I see we have set a deadline for war now. Always nice to have this kinda thing on a timetable.

Hey… this worthless month is almost over now! Thank God. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. East Coast is totally fucked. Now they got the roof of Toy’s R Us fallin’ in on people? What the hell is going on over there? I can’t believe nobody on Fox News was asking if this was terrorist related. Speaking of news channels, I was flipping through last night and turned on Headline News and who was reporting on there? Erica Hill. She used to be on one of my favorite channels – Tech TV. Guess that’s why she isn’t on there anymore I guess. Oh well, at least Cat is still on Tech TV. Purrr.

Ahhh…. Friday. What a bitch of a day it has been. Yesterday it was damn near 50 degrees outside and today it’s less than half that, with highs expected to be around 5 come Monday. See, I always knew Monday sucked, now I have conclusive evidence.

Power surged at work today, lights went on, they went off, they strobed and flickered and the phone system shorted out. Unfortunately it wasn’t enough to close the store and get me outta there early.

What the fuck is up with nightclubs lately? Last week they freaked in Chicago and killed like 20 people, and last night 95 (at time of writing this) in some stage stunt gone wrong. Is this some plot to get us to stop going out partying and drinking?

Terrorists shit… I’m watching out for half rate bands playing with fireworks from now on. Maybe we could get these guys to give a couple free concerts in Iraq, that would take care of some of our problems… OK, maybe not.

Short day today. Set up Easter yesterday at work, yep that time already. Time to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ with some plastic eggs and some dancing chickens.

My website is finally done…. for now. Actually it is always a work in process, but I really like this new look, so for now it is updated and done. I would like to dabble with Macromedia Flash and put some Flash items on my page, so that will be the next thing I do to the page.

Got my taxes back and I am thinking of doing some computer upgrades with the leftover. I need to check out some prices first, but I think it will be cheaper than buying a whole new system.

It’s Sunday and I feel good… Oh shit, that means I will have to go back to work tomorrow now. Oh well, whatever. I am working on my site again, it will have a completely fresh look to it, unfortunately it won’t be too friendly to anyone without a broadband connection. Hey, it’s 2003, get with it already.

It’s Saturday! I still have some kinda stomach thingy goin’ on, but it’s getting better. I haven’t had the hot/cold feeling now like I did yesterday. Saw some hot air balloons going overhead today, apparently they were selling rides for some charity. Now that might be cool when it’s summertime and 70 degrees out, but I believe we were somewhere around 18 today… so no fun as far as I’m concerned.

So! Valentine’s Day is finally over. One question for the guys, did you get to sleep on the couch or on the wet spot? I woulda took the couch and saved the $50. I woulda bought a Snickers’ bar and a Carnation. There, saving money and still bought ya something! Oh well, maybe that’s why I’m not going anywhere for a while?

I watched the President’s speech yesterday when I came home sick. He looks like a high schooler up there trying to get through a class. No clue what he is even saying until he reads the shit on the teleprompter or anything. I’m so glad I didn’t vote for this worthless fuck.

Ok, what the hell happened here? I get some mondo shit virus for like the past 24 hours or something. I was up from 4-6 this morning in the bathroom almost nonstop. What the hell was that all about? Goddamn Valentine’s Day anyway.

So… today is the day. It’s Judgment day. No, not that stupid Colin Powell shit on CNN, (in case you’re wondering, Colin Powell is to George Bush as Monica Lewinsky is to Bill Clinton – don’t make me draw you a picture.) I mean it’s buy some candy and flowers or sleep on the couch day. I am so glad this day turned into some major lame-ass holiday like this. Do you know the origins of Valentines? If not, too bad. I don’t believe Hallmark, Candy, or Roses are anywhere in there though. Funny huh?

Holy shit, we reached 36 degrees or somewhere in that neighborhood. There was actually snow melting in the parking lots, it’s about damn time.

Did you duct tape and plastic seal up your house yet? A couple problems here with this whole thing.

Number one: There is no way in hell that you could actually seal your house up, not even a room. There are a lot of little cracks in the foundation, ceiling, walls etc… and there is no way you could seal them all up.

Number two: If you actually managed to seal up your room airtight then you would SUFFOCATE!!! So I guess either way, you’re fucked.

Look on the bright side, tomorrow is Valentine’s day… Of course, I couldn’t give a shit about all that.